You know you’re not a native New Yorker when….

1) The highlight of your day is when you finally see subway rats.
2) You squeal and start saying how cute they are and everyone else looks at you like you’re some bizarre freak.
3) You get really sad when you see the raticide sign hanging above the train tracks.

Seriously, I had been waiting a month to see these babies! I was starting to think they didn’t exist.